She has enough candles, and the bath bombs from last year are still in the drawer. A shirt with a line on the back is a gift she'll actually wear, and one her friends will ask about. Eight ideas, each for a specific kind of person. All €38, oversized fit (wear it big or knotted), printed to order in the EU, sizes S to 5XL. Two shirts ship free.
For the skincare girlie: No Savings. Great Skin.
No savings. Great skin. Her bathroom shelf costs more than her rent, and she's proud of it. See the shirt, €38.
For the one in a situationship: All I Want for Christmas Is a Text Back
All I want for Christmas is a text back. She'll laugh, then check her phone. See the shirt, €38.
For your girlfriend (from you): She Has Poor Taste
She has poor taste. She picked me. The compliment and the roast in one. See the shirt, €38.
For the friend who says too much after 2 a.m.: Anything I Said After 2 A.M. Is Legally Fiction
Anything I said after 2 a.m. is legally fiction. Disclaimer on her back, valid until sunrise. See the shirt, €38.
For the hopeless romantic: I'd Let You Ruin My Life. I'm Not Using It.
I'd let you ruin my life. I'm not using it. The most romantic line ever printed on a shirt. See the shirt, €38.
For the one who says 'treat yourself': Living Beyond My Means. And Yours.
Living beyond my means. And yours. Shopping trips will never be the same. See the shirt, €38.
For the foodie who loves skincare and street food: Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive or Asian
Everything I love is illegal, expensive or Asian. Red italic, five lines, no notes. See the shirt, €38.
For the friend with a red-flag ex: She Has Trust Issues. I Earned Them.
She has trust issues. I earned them. Wear it ironically, or don't. See the shirt, €38.