The Secret Santa limit is usually €20 to €40, and half the office buys the same candle. A shirt with a line on the back does better: it's opened, read out loud, and worn to the next party. Here are ten from our shop, each for a specific person. All are €38, printed to order in the EU, oversized fit, sizes S to 5XL. Two shirts ship free.
For the office Secret Santa: I Was Your Secret Santa. You're Welcome.
Under the €40 limit, and the shirt admits who bought it. The only gift at the party that gets a laugh before it's unwrapped. See the shirt, €38.
For the friend in a situationship: All I Want for Christmas Is a Text Back
One wish, red letters, no subtlety. She'll wear it on Christmas Eve and check her phone every two minutes anyway. See the shirt, €38.
For the brother who never made the nice list: On the Naughty List. Worth It.
Glühwein in one hand, no regrets in the other. Christmas market approved. See the shirt, €38.
For the boyfriend who knows he got lucky: She Could Do Better. She Won't.
She could do better. She won't. Most honest anniversary gift on the market. See the shirt, €38.
For the skincare girlie: No Savings. Great Skin.
Pension unclear, serum routine flawless. Roasts and flatters in one line. See the shirt, €38.
For the one who replies in four seconds: Bad in Bed. Great at Texting.
Bad in bed. Great at texting. Priorities, printed. See the shirt, €38.
For the friend who always says 'treat yourself': Living Beyond My Means. And Yours.
Living beyond my means. And yours. Works best if you're the one carrying the bags. See the shirt, €38.
For whoever crashed out at last year's party: I Came, I Saw, I Crashed Out
Caesar, corrected in red marker. Everyone at the table will know who it's for. See the shirt, €38.
For the legend of every night out: I'm Why She Quit Tequila.
I'm why she quit tequila. Nobody asks what happened. Nobody needs to. See the shirt, €38.
For couples (buy the matching one too): She Has Poor Taste
She has poor taste. She picked me. Pairs with I'm Her Problem Now. See the shirt, €38.
When to order
Every shirt is printed when you order it. Order by 9 December and it reaches you before Christmas, in Germany, Austria and the rest of the EU. Buying for a whole group or want your own line? We print custom lines for groups from 6 shirts.