Issue 01, autumn 2026
Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive or Asian | Funny List Slogan Oversized T-Shirt
Launch price. €45 from 1 December. 3+ shirts: 15% off.
PrintedTo order in Essen, Germany. 240 g heavy cotton.
Returns14 days to return. Misprints replaced free.
ShippingFree from €70, so two shirts ship free. Otherwise €4.90 in Germany, €7.90 to the rest of the EU.
A funny list shirt: the ramen place with the queue, the bag you are still paying off, and the thing only the second group chat knows. Oversized white tee, 100% cotton (240 g/m²), slogan printed on the back, made to order, sizes S to 5XL.
The ramen place with the queue around the block, the bag you are still paying off, and the thing you can only tell the second group chat. Five lines run down your back in red italic, with a dot above and a dot below.
Fit and size
Oversized and boxy, with dropped shoulders. Take your usual size for the loose look. Want it closer to a regular fit? Go one size down.
| Size | Chest width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 57 cm | 76 cm | 21 cm |
| M | 60 cm | 78 cm | 22 cm |
| L | 63 cm | 80 cm | 23 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 82 cm | 24 cm |
| XXL | 69 cm | 84 cm | 25 cm |
| 3XL | 73.5 cm | 85 cm | 25.5 cm |
| 4XL | 78 cm | 86 cm | 26 cm |
| 5XL | 82.5 cm | 87 cm | 26.5 cm |
Lay a shirt you already own flat, measure it, compare. It beats guessing.
Fabric and print
Heavy 100% cotton, 240 g/m², Build Your Brand BY102. Printed in Germany after you order, on the back up to 39 x 49 cm.
Shipping
We print your shirt within 1 to 4 working days, then ship it with tracking. Most orders arrive 2 to 8 working days after you order. Free shipping from €70.
Returns
You have 14 days to change your mind, no reason needed. Misprinted or damaged? Don't send it back. Send us a photo and we replace it for free.
Care
Wash inside out, 30 °C max. No dryer, hang it up. No bleach, no fabric softener, no dry cleaning. Iron on low.
Manufacturer
Responsible for this product under EU product safety law (GPSR):
Marius München
Henzenstr. 14
41515 Grevenbroich
Germany
info@poortasteclub.co